Welcome back to Pot Psychology—Jezebel's biweekly advice column, in which we attempt to solve people's problems with an herbal remedy. In this episode, Gawker's A.J. Daulerio helps us answer the kind of questions this straight girl and gay guy simply cannot — due to lack of experience and interest — like what to do when putting your face in a vagina.

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