Comment of the Day: A Brief Litany of Lady Cocktails That Should Be Served at the RNC

THEdarcyhirsch would really like the Republican National Convention to embrace the revitalized cocktail culture in America and bring in a mixologist with a particular eye for the macabre:

Other female-friendly RNC cocktails I wish they served:

Menstrual Bloody Mary
Martini Tiny Fetus
Long Island Iced Tea Party
Dark 'n Stromy
Mitt Julep
Freedom 75
and the kicker ... Old Fashioned

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