Ryan Lochte Is Dangerously Close to Getting His Own Reality Show. This Is a Terrible Idea.Madeleine Davies8/30/12 1:30pmFiled to: ryan lochteTVReality TVJeahAppicTopFb682EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThere's been a lot of talk about what Ryan Lochte, he of the shame-crush and platinum grill, will do now that he's finished competing in the 2012 Summer Olympics, with all signs pointing the fancy frat boy towards reality TV. Will he go on Dancing with the Stars? Will he be the Bachelor? According to Lochte, he and his team have been having some serious discussions about what he should do next, but one thing is for certain — he is in talks with E! to develop his own reality show, which leads us to a very important question: How the hell is this going to be watchable?