Congratulations! It's 2003 and you just got hired at Pier 1. So exciting! Now, before we get you on the floor selling wicker garbage cans and dining sets, there are just a few small things we need to take care of. First, we need you to watch this training video. I know, I know. These things are always lame, but this is Pier 1, baby! Did you really think that we wouldn't make it cool and modern for you? Trust us. You are going to have a lot of fun working here.

Watch an Epically Cheesy, Recently Unearthed Pier 1 Training Video [Vulture]