Here's an animated excerpt from The Stranger's lifestyle guide How to Be a Person (co-written by our very own Lindy West!), in which Christopher Frizzelle narrates his advice to closeted gay people looking for the best way to come out. "Here's what you don't realize," he says. "No one worth your time actually gives a flying fuck. They just want to know the real you."

So, tacos?

How to Come Out of the Closet [The Stranger]