The cloud conglomerate known as Isaac is twist and shouting its way into the superheated waters of the Gulf of Mexico, the very same place that an ornery Old Testament god passed damning judgment on the lizard-people he'd created before people, some 6,550 years ago. It's no coincidence that Isaac will strike the very same body of water, setting off a chain reaction of destruction so righteous and biblical, no one will be able to look Evangelical Christians in the eye ever again while talking a bunch of sorcery about carbon dating and dinosaurs. "Ha!" they will answer. "The only dinosaurs that ever existed were those pterodactyls that Jesus and the Apostles of Doom rode to destroy...
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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