Deers and lemurs love each other, or at least this deer and this lemur love each other. Either that or they met on craigslist after the deer posted the following ad: "Looking to lick a lemur. No recip. necessary. Just want to lick a lemur. With my tongue. I'm in decent shape, so I expected my lemur of choice to be in shape 2. Don't respond to this if you are a slow loris, sloth or lower ape. NO WEASELS PLEASE!!!! Some deer might not care one way or the other, but this deer definitely does."