Every Invasive Medical Procedure Should Be Complicated with an Equally Invasive Ultrasound Mandate

Getting your gallbladder removed shouldn't require an ultrasound, a lengthy description of your innards and a 24-hour waiting period, but neither should a lot of things and, to be frank, if those gallbladder floozies of the world really wanted to avoid jumping through bureaucratic hoops for their health care, they should have made better life choices, like not eating fatty foods and, most importantly, not living in Texas.

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