As we're all well aware by now, Rep. Todd Akin—Missouri republican and fucking genius—learned "from talking to doctors" that ladies' uteruses are literally roach motels for rape-sperms. Wow, a person really can learn a lot of stuff from talking to doctors! Check out this fledgling tumblr, which takes a look at some of the other fascinating things Todd Akin has learned from talking to doctors (see bears vs. salmon, above). And submit your own. Jump on the meme train, kiddos! Jump! Jump!