We all have different preferences for how we maintain our pubic hair. Some like to wax, some like to trim, some like to leave it au naturel, but, regardless of what we choose, all of us — ALL OF US — can come together on one thing: We want to see our story (or, at the very least, the story of our pubes) acted out by Sims and narrated in Mandarin. Thankfully, our wishes have been answered.

Here's the English version for those of you who don't like confusion, though, sadly (or maybe brilliantly), I doubt this will clear much up.

War on Pubic Hair: To Wax or not to Wax? [NMA.TV]