Why Would You Need Planned Parenthood When You Can Just Wing It?

Sure Planned Parenthood doesn't have funding or whatever, but how important is funding, really, when you have a well-meaning Connie Britton just winging it? Instead of getting a mammogram, per se, Britton will just smush your boob into a pancake with her hands. It's full-proof, or as full-proof as anything can be without the necessary resources to perform medical procedures correctly.

via Funny or Die