Good news, ladies! Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, is back on the market after his wife (who he only married on July 4th) filed for divorce earlier this week. Now, now, before you all go tearing off your bra to get to him, you might want to know this one tiny caveat — Chad may have just gotten the boot from his football team after he was arrested this weekend for allegedly headbutting his wife in the face. Oopsies!
Feeling less romantic now? Maybe feeling a bit more rage-y? Well, luckily for those of you who enjoy a little bit of schadenfreude, there's actual footage of Johnson being cut from his team (HBO cameras were rolling for Hard Knocks, a reality series following the Dolphins). Word to the wise, this footage is painfully embarrassing to watch.