While there were some celebrities who turned up for last night's screening of Sparkle—Whitney Houston's final film—it was nowhere near the A-list star power that attended the late singer's memorial service. Even Bobbi Kristina was absent.

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Jordin Sparks, the film's star, wore sparkles on her nails.

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A circus tent vomited on Stacey Bendet.

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So…what, exactly, is going on with Valerie Simpson? I guess when Ashford was still alive, they looked ridiculously messy, in a fun way. But now, without him, it's like seeing just one half of a novelty salt-and-pepper shaker set. The joke just doesn't make sense unless they're together.

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Rufus Wainwright, right foot, the little piggy had none—literally. He seems to be missing that toenail.

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The best of the night: June Ambrose, Tika Sumpter, and Gabourey Sidibe.

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I like to call this slide "Him?" Why are Anthony Edwards, Salman Rushdie, and Lourdes' dad there?

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Rutina Wesley, Russell Simmons, and Heather Matarazzo.

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Yikes: Sami Gayle, Carmen Ejogo, and S. Epatha Merkerson.