Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.
Guests include, um, the Pitts, the guy who made Angelina's $250,000 diamond engagement ring, George Clooney, George Clooney's smirk, and probably Brangelina's six kids unless they have somewhere better to be. [Daily Mail]
Harper Collins has announced that Cameron Diaz is writing a book about health, wellness and lifestyle for young women that's scheduled to be released in 2013. Hmm. I am sensing it will be Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP with 200% more pratfalling. [USA Today]
One month after the death of son Sage, Sylvester Stallone has another tragedy to contend with. The actor's half-sister, Toni Ann Filiti, has been battling Stage 4 lung cancer as well as liver cancer, and took a turn for the worse a few weeks ago. She's currently in critical condition at the UCLA hospital. There's reportedly not much of a chance that she'll make it, but the Stallone family is "praying for a miracle." [Page Six]
The Kardashian/Jenner Horror Boogaloo continues jitterbugging frantically along as it's revealed that Kris Jenner—previously accused of orchestrating the Kim/Ray-J sex tape, actually also had a hand in distribution rather than simply leaking it. She brought it to adult video companies and negotiated a deal with Vivid Entertainment for "somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000." [RumorFix]