Another important consideration to keep in mind as you're deciding who to vote for this fall: how intolerable with the White House Correspondants' Dinner be if they're given several uninterrupted minutes in which to tell jokes? With Mitt Romney, we'll get Readers Digest jokes from 1965. The sort of joke that would highlight the generation gap between Roger Sterling and Don Draper. Take my wife! No, really! Take my wife! Women! Amirite?!