Comment of the Day: The Little-Known Conrad Slimak Urban Legend

Thanks to my very recent and ill-advised viewing of Candyman, AndPreciousLittleofThat has secured a second consecutive COTD by offering us the urban legend of Lollapalooza child-puncher Conrad Slimak:

I heard if you say "Conrad Slimak" three times in a totally dark bathroom, he'll come through the mirror and punch you in the gut. Provided, of course, you're under 12.

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