Rosie O'Donnell Writes Heartfelt Poem About Her Fiancee's Tumor

Ugh, poor Rosie O'Donnell. Apparently her fiancee Michelle Rounds is suffering from something called a desmoid tumor, so Rosie took to the internet to get ahead of the story "b4 the tabloids run it." Her preferred delivery system? Free-verse poetry. Obv. Like ya do. Here's the poem:

took mish 2 malibu / drove to napa / stopped in big sur / heaven on earth / it was a honeymoon / before the wedding / pure bliss / we laughed loved listened / then blink - it begins / on mothers day / morning pain / that won't let up.

O'Donnell (who lost her mother to breast cancer when she was 11) notes that Rounds is currently recovering from surgery and "getting stronger every day." Best of luck to them. [DigitalSpy]


Rosie O'Donnell Writes Heartfelt Poem About Her Fiancee's Tumor

Citing irreconcilable differences, Stevie Wonder has filed for divorce from Kai Millard Morris, his wife of 11 years. Wonder says the couple has been separated since October 2009. He is requesting joint custody and that "all his earnings after the separation [be] kept separate from the couple's assets."

Wonder and Millard Morris were married in September 2001. The singer was previously married to Motown singer Syreeta Wright from 1970 to 1972, and has had several relationships since, from which he has seven children.

Seven children is hella. Divorce is sad. [Stevie Wonder song title pun.] Goodnight. [Reuters]


Rosie O'Donnell Writes Heartfelt Poem About Her Fiancee's Tumor

Dominic "Yes I Would Like to Have Sex With Lindy West" West says he turned down a role on Game of Thrones, but now he can't remember who it was: "It was a lovely part, a good part...I'm going to regret it." Who was it? Now I need to know. Was it Mance Rayder. Was it. Tell me. Was it one of those 8 billion Yunkai'i I don't give a shit about? Was it Stannis's fucking mystery jester who obviously knows something (and BTW can we please wrap up that red herring!?!?). Ugh, tell me who it was so I know how disappointed to feel!!!!! WAS IT DOLOROUS EDD. ANSWER THE QUESTION. [Vulture]


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