And now, a nursery rhyme, courtesy of moderate_chaos:
Jack Schaap he could not fap
His wife would eat no peen
And so between the preach, you see
He licked the local teen.
Submit nominations to the Comment of the Day tag page. Click on the comment's time stamp, and post the comment's URL to the forum. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work; you need to go to the forum.) For meetups, use the meetup forum!