Though it had initially seemed that Robert Pattinson was packing up his U-Haul and skedaddling from the home he shares/ed with Kristen Stewart, a new report indicates the exact opposite of that scenario is happening even as we calmly scroll through the internets for salacious gossip — R-Patz has in fact demanded that K-Stew gtfo at her earliest convenience.
The U-Haul that was spotted outside the rupturing couple's home was actually ferrying Stewart's stuff out of the house. Meanwhile, Pattinson has been keeping a low profile until it's safe for him to return to the empty home and sulk in the dark until the super-awkward premiere of Breaking Dawn, Part Deux. Mean-meanwhile, Rupert Sanders was seen moseying around town with his wedding ring situated firmly around his finger, which means that Kristen Stewart is some kind of blame electromagnet since she's the only member of this love triangle who seems to be losing out. Way unfair. [People, TMZ]