Grocery Store's 'Man Aisle' Exactly What It Sounds LikeS

According to an ESPN study, 31 percent of men are now shopping for their families, as opposed to only 14 percent in the 1980s. BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!? Everyone knows dudes are bumbling idiots who can't handle the arduous horrors of the grocery store. That's why Westside Market NYC launched Manhattan's first "man aisle" this week, a section stocked with all bro essentials like water, alcohol, soaps, shampoos, deodorants, razors, bbq sauce, chips, and "whatever."

"We picked a couple of joke items — we could have chosen any ordinary coffee, but we picked Chock full o'Nuts," one employee told the New York Post. "But then a couple of us got a little overboard, so we tried to tone it down to not offend anyone."

So what do you think would go in a "lady aisle"? Ideas:

  • Yogurt
  • Tampons
  • Everything else in the grocery store (whomp whomp)

Store launches 'man aisle' for shopping-challenged dudes [NY Post]

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