After Olympic officials on high Olympus held a symposium to debate the merits of allowing McDonald's, a notoriously unhealthy food purveyor, to peddle French fries at an event that features absurdly healthy superhumans, McDonald's has been trying to reassure skeptics the world over that its food can be part of a sort of healthy diet. The fast food chain is performing this bit of PR prestidigitation by announcing a new "Favorites Under 400 Calories" menu featuring current menu items that are all, you guessed it, under 400 calories.
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