This awesome gentleman thinks that the best way to enliven the family car trip to some unimportant place that the family will forget all about in two years is to momentarily horrify his wife with the prospect that she and her infant children are about to die in a freak car accident. I'll bet the rest of the ride was just delightful after this cruel prank, born, no doubt, out of the boredom of long-distance travel. Somebody should let this guy in on the books-on-tape secret before he hires a drifter to pretend to shank him at a rest stop.

via Buzzfeed