Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom Money For Her Safe ReturnS

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until a few days ago, she was fine and partying on yachts in Saint Tropez.

She also disputes the pancreatic illness, saying that it was "a seafood poisening" (sic), so I dunno, let's just let twelve men from all walks of life battle it out in the jury room until they've all learned something important about Ethics, Justice and The Frustrating Ambiguity of The Truth. [TMZ, Daily Mail]

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