You remember purity balls, right?! The ones that are like "put on a white dress, hold a white rose, dance with your dad, sign a contract to Ziploc your vagina, and also it's sorrrrrt of like you're marrying your dad but shhh?" Those? As it turns out, they're not as ubiquitous as it initially seemed. Which is GREAT, 'cause if you were to ask Alex Trebek to give you Bizarre, Oppressive Prisons For Women Built On The Paper-Thin Excuse Of Religion for 400, this would be right up there with silent birth.
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