Comment of the Day: America Could Learn a Thing or Fifty from Canada

Robin Williams once said, "Canada is like the loft apartment over a really great party," but now the party's over and Canada, looking sharp and glowing with health, has stopped on its way to work at the maple syrup store (sorry) to peer worriedly into America's disaster zone apartment. At least one Canadian, KateONineTails, would probably sleep a little easier if America cleaned itself up a little and figured its life out before it threw any more ragers:

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS.

I have had it up to HERE with your bullshit, GOP dudes, and I AM A FREAKING CANADIAN. The people you routinely make fun of have better healthcare, smarter children, $30,000 more per household, less unemployment, marriage equality, and better beer. And do you know what we do, as we sit up here in our multicultural not-igloos and guzzle maple syrup? We gawp. At you guys. In horror and disbelief. Because our conservative government ends up sounding downright REASONABLE compared to Republicans.

FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT AND STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. FOR THE SAKE OF THE BABY JESUS YOU LOVE SO HUGGY BUGGY MUCH.

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