Enterprising companies are going to start churning out some pithy slogans about ladyparts, which is why Violet Baudelaire got an early start (and, fingers crossed, protected everything with ironclad copyrights):

I am fully against this. I would like to see all companies come up with increasingly amazing nonsensical names and slogans for my lady parts

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If I wanted to hear all this vagina talk, I'd just see a doctor!!*
*unless I was in Texas

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