We've recently been warned that the internet is little better than a highly addictive drug that, once it has us in its clutches, will completely ruin our lives, turning us all into wacked-out monitor-staring zombies. That was bad enough, but now some concerned authority figures are worried that Facebook is turning children into gamblers, setting them up for an old age of nursing home field trips to the Tropicana in Atlantic City, where they'll be left to zonk out in front of the penny slots until they get hungry enough to try the buffet's Salisbury steak.
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