Sex House, the newest webseries by the geniuses at The Onion, is the perfect fake reality show, capturing the ridiculousness of The Real World, Jersey Shore and The Bachelor combined. These shows aren't on the air so we can find out what happens when seven strangers are picked to live in a mansion or whether or not one can ever fall in love at the Jersey Shore. They're on the air so we can watch people bone. Sex House, at least, is being honest about it.

[The Onion]