Though Newsweek's the-internet-is-evil article would have you believe that texting while breastfeeding will turn nursing mothers' breast milk into baby stress poison, Leucadia thinks that it might actually set mothers free from their tyrannical infants:
Texting while you're breastfeeding is not going to make you tense. It's going to make you feel slightly more connected to the rest of humanity and slightly less like a milk-covered sweaty captive beast who is milked every hour for two months by an incredibly cruel and demanding tiny master who gives you no affection in return for 24 hour intensive care, and in fact actively causes you pain and attempts to cover you in his fluids at least once a day, while you cry and watch daytime television.
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