Noms aplenty for these little ones! Doesn't it make you to get off your bed in your non-air-conditioned house where you sit sweaty and pantsless with your kitten watching Cake Boss (not that I'm doing that or anything) and go on a quest to find some bacon? seriously, BACON?! Just repeat to self: Bacon makes you dumber. Bacon makes you dumber. Bacon makes you dumber. Bacon makes you dumberer.

[Tastefully Offensive]