Not to make light of a terrible situation, but...this dude (somewhere between an A.J. and a Howie) makes the uprising in Syria look like KISS 106.1 FM Summer Jam '97. As an opening act, he recites some stately free verse about the threat of President Bashar al-Assad military forces:
If Assad's army is coming
I and the battalion, we go...
[chk chk chk chk chk]
But if there is no army
I sit in the battalion and sing for the revolution.
And then he sings. The Backstreet Boys. For the revolution.