Last night, the ensemble cast of Oliver Stone's Savages walked the red carpet looking like genuine movie stars.

Well, except for Gene Simmons, who has taken a can of black spray paint to a large tuft of cotton candy and put it on his head. Seriously, WTF is with his hair and why has no one asked him that question to his face after all these years?

Blake Lively's old school Hollywood glamour was perfect with her structured gown and half-moon manicure.

Ramona Singer would hate Mary Louise Parker's one-shouldered purple dress.

Helen Hunt is as boring as we remember her. Salma Hayek looks absolutely gorgeous in emerald green. And Sandra Echeverría is getting married on the beach.

Dressed down: Kelly Preston, Connie Britton, and Nikki Blonsky.

What is this? Junior prom? You have to color-coordinate with your date? That being said, John Travolta has really stepped up his wig game, and no longer has visible lace fronts.