Comment of the Day: Dangerous Christian iPads Will Only Drive You to Sin

The makers of Edifi, the Christian tablet, might have intended to protect you from temptation, but in the end, as SkaHimself has discovered, they've only made it worse:

Step 1: Buy Edify.
Step 2: Search "Jesus Nailed".
Step 3: Wonder why I am watching videos of homosexual latinos.
Step 4: Stop wondering. Start enjoying.
Step 5: Freak out because every time I search Jesus, sexy videos now appear in history.
Step 6: Glance around furtively for delete history button.
Step 7: Can't find history button. Wife coming home. Grab hammer.
Step 8: Bash the Satan out of Tablet.
Step 9: Lie to wife.

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