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Why? It's Monday. Why not? [NSFW]

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First, Paz welcomes Terry Richardson — and, by extension, the viewer — into her apartment. She is wearing a black chiffon cape and a wide-brimmed black hat that sort of makes her look like a hipster pilgrim. Later, she changes to a too-small leather jacket and some kind of vulva stick-pin.

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Paz likes smoking, and sleigh beds.

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This one is funny because it looks like she's shitting out that Grecian head. (Also, who has a Grecian head in the house? What does one do with a Grecian head? Is it like an oversized paper weight? Do they make good bookends? It seems like the bed would be a bad place to keep your Grecian head, if you had one.)

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Never touch the door frames in Paz de la Huerta's apartment.

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Is it weird that my first reaction to these shots is surprise? Not, given how many times we've seen Paz de la Huerta naked already — naked on Boardwalk Empire, naked in Purple magazine, naked in all of The Limits of Control, naked on a motorcycle, naked at the Fulton Street Russian baths — surprise at the nudity or her body. Surprise at how cluttered, messy, and normal-sized her apartment is. Paz de la Huerta is like legit famous — shouldn't she be living in some paradisiacal floor-through in the West Village or a gigantic SoHo loft, not a cramped apartment with the standard New York City galley kitchen and all the walls painted Rental White? Speaking of walls: note the percentage of wall space in Paz de la Huerta's apartment devoted to pictures of Paz de la Huerta.

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That overburdened curtain rod is making me twitch.

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Paz de la Huerta isn't like us regular folk. Paz de la Huerta likes to kick back and unwind by reading Jonas Mekas.

Terry's Diary [Official Site]