Funny or Die pays a visit to the studio of renowned fashion photographer Perry Michaelson, who — a little like someone we know — wears flannel shirts and oversized glasses, likes to shoot subjects under heavy flash against a plain white studio background, and gets his jollies by harassing and demeaning the models he works with. Shot documentary-style ("Perry Michaelson: Monster of Photography") Michaelson explains to the camera, "Photographers I admire: Herb Ritts, Man Ray, Ansel Adams. Did you know that Ansel Adams sexually molested every mountain in Yosemite Park?" Michaelson got into his career over the objections of his mother. "She's always saying things like, 'These are human beings, you've gotta treat them like human beings'...And I'm always like, 'SHUT UP MOM! You're not even alive!'"
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