Reader Email Haiku: You Stupid SlimeballsDodai Stewart6/20/12 6:30pmFiled to: Email haikushaikuReaderMailReadersSouthwestAirlinesFlyingshutterstock32EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them as Haikus. In this edition, a gentleman named Mickey was upset over our post titled Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff: Southwest Airlines Screws Up Again.