Here is an exceedingly tiny Ryan Gosling performing with great enthusiasm at a Mormon talent show in 1991. He is also joined by his sister Mandi. Why were they performing for Mormons? Shhhh, we can't even deal with that right now because what we really need to talk about is the fact that this video takes our souls on a little journey from the delightful place where we want to date Ryan Gosling across the river of temptation into a scary, scary land where we wish we were Ryan Gosling's stage mother instead. Oh no. No. The darkness, it comes!

[Via Buzzfeed]