To be fair, the raccoon regiment that marches onto this amateur naturalist's porch and into his home seems to have been lured out of their idyllic dell by the promise of food. Lots of food. Someone has laid out a veritable smorgasboard of treats for these raccoons, which makes for some adorable close-ups of their whiskered faces munching on granola. I guess it's cool to have raccoons as semi-domesticated pets now, but should we really trust creatures that nature has painted to look like burglars? Important things to consider on this, a lazy Sunday afternoon.