We don't even know where to start with this Lean Pockets commercial starring David Hasselhoff's "German cousin 'Mr Lean.'" All pitiful attempts to be funny/quirky/politically incorrect in a charming way are as fruitless as the Hoff's half-assed accent. It's both confusing and disturbing at the same time, and reminds me of the videos my friends and I would've made in high school while stoned if YouTube was a thing back then. Watch at your own risk.

David Hasselhoff Embarrassingly Unfunny In New Unfunny Lean Pockets Ad [Buzzfeed]