Joe Jonas Doesn't Pick the Virgin and 5 More Cringey-Awesome Moments From The ChoiceDodai Stewart6/15/12 1:10pmFiled to: TVThe Choicedating gameDatingJoe JonasParker youngFoxtweetFb104EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Last night's episode of The Choice — the dating game show kind of like The Voice — was horrifying, offensive, nauseating, objectifying, loud, crass, and highly watchable. So much tacky! So much cringe! So many lessons about the bizarre mating practices of the North American C-list celebrity male. The best part was when Joe Jonas, who used to wear a purity ring, had to choose between a virgin and another woman, and did not pick the virgin. You could almost see him chanting, inside his head: PEE IN VEE! PEE IN VEE! FYI, if you want to woo Michael Catherwood aka Psycho Mike from KROQ, just say the magic words: "Cocktail server on the Las Vegas strip." Saying that will also make Parker Young's Love Handle go haywire. Apparently the fastest way into a man's heart is with a royal flush. It was kind of sad when no one picked Jennifer Tilly. "What's your favorite past time?" "Standing with my hands on my hips." "I'm a Red Sox fan" "Oooouhrrrrgggg!"AdvertisementAlso, the name Kerrya rhymes with the drink Perrier, so it's basically Kerry-A and should be spelled that way. "A great thinker, Tupac Shakur once told me: The darker the berry the sweeter the juice." OMFG FFS.Earlier: Fox's New Dating Show Doesn't Grant Equal Time to the Ladies Have You Always Wanted to Go on a Blind Date With A Celebrity?