Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

Yesterday, we wrote about a new study that found you can judge a person just by looking at their shoes. So we thought it was only fair to let you guys judge us by our footwear. Here are the shoes your Jezebel staffers are wearing today. Now you know all of our secrets.

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

This lady's feet are sending mixed messages. Her shoes are blue, which may symbolize depression, but her toenail polish is so bright and cheery! She's probably not to be trusted.

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

Check out how relaxed this woman seems with her crisscrossed tan sandals up on the car dashboard. (She's out of town on vacation; we don't normally work from vehicles.) Is she trying to cover up her fear of commitment?

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

Mens' cowboy boots: hip, intimidating, or indicative of a traumatic horseback riding incident from days gone by?

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

This lady is obviously very shy.

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

White shoes symbolize a pure, kind soul.

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

Is this woman playful when it comes to fashion, or do these schoolgirl-ish shoes imply she is clinging to her childhood?

Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our ShoesS

An enigma in thong sandals.

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