'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying DebutS

Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once said she'd do everything in her power to feed her kids except porn, before changing her tune and saying she'd reluctantly do it for the right price, it's still a predictably grim affair. We see Suleman topless and legs akimbo in front of a clothes line featuring wee baby things —sexy, no? — in addition to the usual bubble baths, ironing in negligees and other arousing situations. To top it all off, these are only the stills. There is still the dark promise of seeing the exploited mom of 12 pleasure herself on video for the money she needs to feed and clothe her kids. Go humanity! [TMZ]


'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Those of you who couldn't give two fucks about Pinterest might want to get on it with news that Michelle Obama has signed up and is pinning in earnest. Listing three separate boards on her page — "Around the White House," "Great Memories," and "Father's Day" – she follows only Barack and Ellen DeGeneres at this stage. [Pinterest]


'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

The staff over at NME must have had one hell of a work function the night before signing off pages, that or some jokester on the photo desk thought they'd see what they could squeeze through the net, because when running a review of Fiona Apple's "The Idler Wheel" (etc.) the mag matched it with a picture of Alanis Morrissette. As Eliot Glazer at Vulture says, "To be fair, they both have hair." The man makes a solid point. [Vulture]


'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

It turns out that George W. Bush is a reluctant TV star, appearing in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it role in the first season of Game Of Thrones. Was he a busty maiden or a blood-thirsty soldier? Nope, the former president appeared as a head on a stake – the costume department using a Bush mask — during the season finale. "People may not have noticed this but... the last head on the left is George Bush. George Bush's head appears in a couple of beheading scenes," said the show's creators. "It's not a choice. It's not a political statement… We had to use what heads we had lying around." [io9, E!]


'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Rihanna wants everyone struggling to get to a size zero to take a step back and reconsider, saying it's not all it's cracked up to be. Whittling herself down thanks to a combination of work and dieting, the singer regrets it and plans to rectify it soon. "I'm a size 0 — and not happy about it!" she says. "I went way too far. I prefer myself a bit chunkier. I want my old butt back!" [Us]


  • When he's not reacquainting himself with Rihanna and giving us all migraines, Chris Brown is spending time with his sometime girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. [Page Six]
  • Jerry Lewis collapsed at a hotel, but it turns out it was only due to low blood sugar and not something more ominous. [Page Six]
  • Career car smashist Amanda Bynes says she can prove she wasn't drinking on the night when she crashed into a cop car in West Hollywood. Telling friends possibly while driving through a preschool playground or the front garden of an old folk's home. [Page Six]
  • She's a bit bruised and battered but Lindsay Lohan has returned to work following her very own car accident. [Page Six]
  • Did you see Matthew McConaughey's wedding photo, in which he is pointing at his beautiful wife Camila Alves with a J'ACCUSE finger? [People]
  • Three ladies have been let go from Basketball Wives. [TMZ]
  • Meghan McCain thinks we should legalize marijuana after some of those crazy west coast types got her onto it. [People]
  • Julianne Hough didn't need much help from experts to prepare for her role as a waitress-turned-stripper in Rock Of Ages because she totally has that shit down. "I'm actually pretty good at stripping," she said. [People]
  • It's a case of he filed, she filed, with Courteney Cox putting her two legal cents in and making her divorce from David Arquette legit. [E!]
  • Hilary Duff's baby Luca is clearly not a fan of motherly kisses. [E!]
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux headed to lunch in Paris dressed as if they were undergoing an employee evaluation. [E!]
  • Considering all of the sad and distressing face eating of late, Mila Kunis saying her stalker looked like he "could eat" her takes on a whole new meaning. [E!]
  • Oh no! Liam Hemsworth fears Miley Cyrus is fading away, says an unconfirmed and completely bullshit source. Quick, he'd better get Brad Pitt on the princess phone for advice. [NYDN]
  • Bethenny Frankel had Ellen as a guest on her new talk show. The set of which looks suspiciously like a poor man's version of Ellen's set. [OMG]
  • I take it all back! Frankel also had Coco as a guest and used her butt as a shelf – all is forgiven. [Radar]
  • In case you missed it: The naked Kim Kardashian picture posted on Kanye West's Twitter page is not actually Kim Kardashian. [TMZ]
  • "Divorce is difficult because of the admin!" says Russell Brand. [Daily Mail]
  • Melissa McCarthy is working a hot new look. Pity it's for a movie role. [Daily Mail]