Obama Girl may be totally over the President, but that doesn't mean that America is done having crushes on its Commander-in-Chief. Meet Obama Boy, a soulful, enthusiastic man who is finally ready to tell the world that he's got it bad for the President. What's the opposite of "no homo?" YOLO homo?
Some of the surprisingly catchy lyrics in Obama Boy's love anthem: "I can't wait to see you get hard on Romney in debate," and "You're my rainbow-colored knight."
Unsurprisingly, Obama Boy has a blog, where you can read about all of his POTUS-crushing adventures.