Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)

Beyonce recently posted an excerpt from Rebecca Solnit's A Field Guide to Getting Lost on her Tumblr. "The world is blue at its edges and in its depths," the passage reads. "This blue is the light that got lost." The Atlantic Wire speculates that Solnit's prose might be the inspiration for baby Blue Ivy's name: "If A Field Guide happens to be sitting on Beyoncé and Jay-Z's bookshelf, you have to give them some credit: it's deep. And after the song Jay-Z wrote about his daughter, which contains the lyric, 'You're my child of a child from Destiny's Child,' we could use a little depth." Ooooooo, TASTY BURN. [Atlantic Wire]


Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)

It's official: Josh Duhamel wants to make a Ferg-baby. The pair's beloved dog Meatloaf died a few weeks ago. "Asked if they were looking to replace Meatloaf, Duhamel said, 'I think we're going to focus on our human baby first. Hopefully we'll have kids and then at some point we'll get another dog.'" Please please please please please name your first human baby Meatloaf Ferg-hamel!!! I will give you one million dollars (if you will just let me borrow one million dollars for a second). [E!]


Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have broken up again, and, like most things, it might be all Charlie Sheen's fault. "'Sambora apparently doesn't like Richards' close relationship with her former husband. He's even asked her to stop having contact with Sheen,' the source said, adding: 'They have two children together. How can she not be in touch with him?'" I don't know!!! I just don't fucking know!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? [E!]


Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)

Billy Corgan pitched a biiiiiiig fucking fit about how Radiohead gets more respect than he does, when all they did to deserve it was be a way more relevant, groundbreaking band and make music that actual adults want to listen to. "I'm not pissing on Rainbow. I'm not pissing on Deep Purple. But I'll piss on fucking Radiohead, because of all this pomposity. This value system that says Jonny Greenwood is more valuable than Ritchie Blackmore. Not in the world I grew up in. So I find myself defending things. Is Ritchie Blackmore a better guitar player than me and Jonny Greenwood? Yes. Have we all made contributions? Yes. I'm not attacking that. I'm attacking the pomposity that says this is more valuable than that. I'm sick of that. I'm so fucking sick of it, and nobody seems to tire of it." Pro tip: If you're a man who literally looks like a giant baby, maybe take it easy with the public temper tantrums. [ONTD]


  • Lindsay Lohan, utilizing her giant brain, had alcohol in a water bottle in the trunk of her crunched Porsche. [ONTD]
  • Demi Moore's daughters are really worried about her. [Radar]
  • British magazine NME has apologized to Morrissey for making him sound racist by printing a quote from him that, to be fair, sounds pretty racist. [E!]
  • You can poop in Jim Carrey's toilet if you have $13.95 million and enough fiber. [E!]
  • Stacy Keibler and George Clooney vacationed on Lake Como and probably talked about super interesting stuff. [E!]
  • David Arquette and Courteney Cox finally file for divorce after two years of separation. [MTV]
  • Alyson Hannigan gave birth to a gigantic disembodied hand and named it "Keeva." [Us]
  • Bethenny Frenkel discussed her miscarriage. "I blamed myself." [Radar]
  • Avril Lavigne got a haircut. [People]
  • So did Anne Hathaway. Hers is better. [Us]
  • Here is a picture of Richard Belzer doing a Nazi salute because of irony. [TMZ]
  • George H.W. Bush alerts a shocked nation that he is not a Justin Bieber fan. [HuffPo]
  • Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh attempts to sink the congressional campaign of tea-party nutter Joe Walsh by telling everyone that he's "the real Joe Walsh." [AP]
  • Here's Tay Zonday singing "Call Me Maybe." It's the B-Side to his new single, "I SWEAR I WILL START DECAPITATING CATS IF YOU STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO ME." [HuffPo]
  • Here is the "story" of the time Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos eloped to Las Vegas in 1996. Basically the story is, "Then we eloped to Vegas in 1996." [HuffPo]
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman is up for the role of Plutarch Heavensbee in Catching Fire, which is something I'd probably care about if I didn't forget literally everything about that book five minutes after I read it. [CNN]