This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Are Gonna Make a MovieS

Lindsay Lohan just got a job. Bret Easton Ellis Tweeted last night that the troubled actor will be joining porn star (and permanent crush of all straight ladydom) James Deen in the cast of The Canyons, the ultra-low-budget indie film Ellis wrote. Paul Schrader, of American Gigolo and Mishima fame, will direct. The Canyons "documents five twenty-something's quest for power, love, sex and success in 2012 Hollywood," at least according to the project's now fully-funded Kickstarter (yes, Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader came to the Internet cap-in-hand on Kickstarter). Filming starts July 9. [Insert Porsche/SCRAM ankle bracelet joke here.] THIS SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING.