Why should heathens be the only ones to enjoy attention from hot male celebrities? They shouldn't, which is why the worshippers among us should be extra thankful that Hey Christian Girl exists. It's like Hey Girl — but holy. Now all we need is for Ryan Gosling and the Purity Bear to team up and save someone's soul, and we can all ascend together into Heaven.
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