Remember those horrific pad floating stories that would show up in Seventeen or YM every summer? The ones where readers would submit their most embarrassing stories and, inevitably, some poor girl would write in about the time she had her period and foolishly wore a pad into the pool, only to have it detach and float to the surface in front of, at best, the popular girls or, at worst, her crush Dylan/Jeremy/Tyler? Sadly these young women's tales did not cross the mind of whoever designed this pool toy (available at Sam's Club, if you're feeling nostalgic).
Haven't You Always Wanted A Giant Floating Panty Liner? [The Consumerist]