Even those who couldn't give two fucks about the music of Notorious B.I.G will find reason to be offended by the Kardashian klan's krazy music clip remake of "Hypnotize." Shooting what looks to be the ultimate home video version of Awkward Family Photos while on holiday in the Dominican Republic, watch as Kim, Kourtney and little sisters Kendall and Kylie join mom Kris Jenner for some good-natured, bikini-clad grinding aboard a yacht — causing hot tears of bloody rage to spring forth among the rapper's many fans. Clearly an affront on many levels, let's hope that the family never employ the services of a decent PR team and forever bless us with their ridiculousness. Slide the counter over to four minutes and 15 seconds to see Kris Jenner do her best accidental Kristen Wiig impression of herself. Meta. [Daily Mail]


Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

Jennifer Aniston is pretty happy that she's finally be crowned queen of dirt bags – winning the honor of Best On-Screen Dirt Bag at the MTV Movie Awards for her role as a complete horn bag in Horrible Bosses. "I mean, do you know how long I have tried to have somebody let me unleash my onscreen dirt bag?" she said as she tearfully accepted the prestigious popcorn statuette. "A long time, and thank god this category just popped up... so I would like to say thank you to the television show Friends for letting me unleash the inner sweetheart. And here's to [director] Seth Gordon for allowing me to be a dirt bag. Thanks, dirt bag." [Us]


Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

The video for Erykah Badu's cover of "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" with The Flaming Lips has it all! It features a very naked Nayrok Badu (Erykah's sister), glitter, blood and a little semen thrown in for good measure. You've got to log in to see the video and it's NSFW, but, then again, who knows where you work and what's acceptable? [Pitchfork]


Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

She may have been a little intimidating in her industrial goth drag in Dragon Tattoo but Channing Tatum says Rooney Mara is plenty terrifying in everyday life. Not to mention [gasp!] little. "She's the most mousy and terrifying person I've ever met. She's such a little introvert," he said. "She's also the sweetest little thing you've ever met." [E!]


Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

Steve-O dumped her last month, but Elisabetta Canalis said she'd be willing to give it another shot if he were keen – but can't say the same for her relationship with George Clooney. "That relationship is over, it's all in the past," she said of Georgie boy. "Steve has a lot of strength and humor. It was one of the most important relationships of my life and it doesn't feel as if it is over yet." [NYDN]


  • Do you like little-known facts and Leighton Meester? Well, get excited because she shared a personal gem about her private life that's is now going to appear in every Gossip Girl-themed trivia night – if that were indeed a thing. "A little-known fact is that when I'm performing, I like to wear a bodysuit beneath whatever I'm wearing," she said. "I hate bras, at least when I'm singing." [Page Six]
  • Sure to be Wes Anderson's favorite new band, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbin's son Miles is promoting his folk band Pow Pow, which is made up of Miles' childhood friends. [Page Six]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's have been spotted shopping for furnishings to feather their co-dependant nest. [NYDN]
  • It turns out that Brooke Mueller isn't in rehab because of Charlie Sheen, she's in for a "touch-up." Which sounds delightfully casual. [NYDN]
  • Grab the heart medicine! Indie sleepers Breaking Dawn and The Hunger Games surprised everyone by killing it at the MTV Movie Awards. [E!]
  • And here is a photo of bride Drew Barrymore pashing on with her new husband Will Kopelman. [E!]
  • Cameron Diaz looks happy despite the hangover after Drew's wedding. [Radar]
  • Dayum! Big Dick Richie — aka Joe Manganiello — made a deposit at the spank bank by appearing topless onstage at the MTV Movie Awards. [People]
  • Eva Mendes keeps driving nails into the coffin of your dead dreams, this time absconding to Canada with Ryan Gosling. This is starting to get boring, we really need a new teen heartthrob-style heartthrob – I expect nominations in the comments. [People]
  • Goldie Hawn gave her son Oliver a house, which is nice. What's mildly creepy is that TMZ found out about it by sifting through some public records. [TMZ]
  • Finally we have photos of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor. Let the judging begin! Not a dead ringer, but she looks great. [TMZ]
  • The perfect Neil Patrick Harris loves his perfect twin sons now, but when he and perfect fiance David Burtka first adopted them, Harris admitted to Oprah that he had difficulty feeling bonded with them. Probably because tiny babies yell a lot. [HuffPo]
  • Move over Courtney Stodden/Coco, LeAnn Rimes is edging in on your territory by going on a treadmill run in stilettos. [Radar]
  • To highlight an article about celebrity couples who look similar here are some couples who look nothing alike! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, we're looking at you. [The Sun]
  • Victoria Beckham says David Beckham can't dance for shit. Though she's previously said he kills it in the sack. Guess you can't have everything. [The Sun]