Armed Man Steals $4K Gold Plated Vibrator, Tragically Leaves Charger Behind

This week, an armed man entered a Brazilian luxury sex toy shop, tied up the clerk, and made off with a $4,000 18K gold-plated vibrator. Tragicomically, he didn't manage to swipe the vibe's charger as well, so whoever ends up with the high end play dick will have difficulty gilding her lilly.

Valentine's day in the South American country is but two weeks away and so things are getting pretty nutty in the sex/romance industry there. The store's owner reported that the man stole only the vibrator and nothing else.

Brazilian Valentine's Day does not fuck around.

[NYDN]

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