The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table Dance to 'Kiss' by Prince

"It was one of the worst moments in my entire life," Jones says. "It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second audition ever." The anecdote comes courtesy of Hollywood Reporter which convened a beautiful white women roundtable so that Emmy Rossum, January Jones, Claire Danes, Mireille Enos, Julianna Margulies, and Kyra Sedgwick could sit down for a lady-chat. Among the revelations: Jones loved her Mad Men fat suit, Margulies's leading-lady schedule makes her understand why Judy Garland ate all the pills, and Enos was terrified of kissing Brad Pitt. [Hollywood Reporter]


The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table Dance to 'Kiss' by Prince

Martin Short continues to be a preternaturally gracious doll about Kathie Lee Gifford's recent gaffe (Kathie Lee Gaffer? Did we do that one yet?), in which she asked him a bunch of questions about how he keeps the romance alive with his not-alive wife. "On live television, people make mistakes," Short said. "There's no ill will intended. It's nice to aspire to be kind of elegant." Also, in an unrelated but totally true story, one time I met Kathie Lee Gifford and she pulled the front of my dress out and yelled "JIMMY HOFFA? ARE YOU IN THERE?" into my cleavage. [E!]


The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table Dance to 'Kiss' by Prince

Jurors find John Edwards not guilty on one count of corruption, but Edwards has the tact to convict himself on a million counts of being hella gross: "While I do not believe that I did anything illegal, or even thought I was doing anything illegal, I did an awful, awful lot that was wrong," Edwards said. "There is no one else responsible for my sins." [People]


The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table Dance to 'Kiss' by Prince

Usher's ex-wife, Tameka Raymond, says that the two are "not enemies," despite his allegations that "Raymond (née Foster) is trying to keep him from seeing their sons, 4-year-old Usher V and 3-year-old Naviyd, and that one day when he was dropping off the kids she followed him to his car and spit on his current girlfriend." Usher is asking for joint custody. [E!]


  • It looks like Kris Jenner called the paparazzi to take pictures of her 14-year-old daughter in a bikini. Because classy. [Yahoo!]
  • Author Lauren Weisberger is working on a sequel to The Devil Wears Prada. It will be called Revenge Wears Prada: The Devil Returns, and I will never, ever read it. [EW]
  • Hey, instead of marrying Neil Diamond, why not just marry a gigantic toddler? "When I need my wife," Diamond says, "or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my wife will have to give up whatever she's doing at that moment to tend to my needs." [People]
  • Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer are Tweeting at each other about fitness, which would be annoying if I didn't love them more than my own family. [Us]
  • Singer Colbie Caillat attacked by elitist music critic bugs. [HuffPo]
  • Shia LaBeouf, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, and My Boyfriend Tom Hardy™ hang out together looking attractive. [People]
  • Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo go on something called a "babymoon." [Us]
  • Eva Mendes gets annoyed about the lack of challenging film roles for women, tries to write some challenging film roles, but finds the challenge too challenging. [Express]
  • Are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West moving in together????? Is it physically possible to care? [MTV]
  • Not having rotten teeth is better than having rotten teeth, says John Lydon. [Express]
  • There's a baby inside Anna Paquin and she DOESN'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. [E!]